Bumper Sticker

The bumper sticker says smile if you love Jesus,

So I smiled all day long . . .

And the people thought I worked for Jimmy Carter.

The bumper sticker said honk if you love Jesus;

So I honked . . . and a policeman arrested me

For disturbing the peace in a hospital zone.

The bumper sticker said wave if you love Jesus;

So I waved with both hands . . . but lost control of the car

And crashed into the back of a Baptist bus.

If I cannot smile . . . or honk . . . or wave . . .

How will Jesus know I love Him?

Another bumper sticker said

If you love Jesus give your tithe and offering . . . honking is too easy.


--bruce l.